When all you know how to be is a skank, cheating is part of the equation. After all, it is what skanks do.
As such, it is no surprise that the darling of the reality television world and skank extraordinaire Kim Kardashian was discovered to have cheated on her fiance Kris Humphries. Keeping with the Kardashian family tradition of collecting athletes, naturally she cheated on him with.....another athlete. Only this one is, if anything, more obscure than Kris Humphries.
Congratulations to New England Patriots backup safety Bret Lockett. Lockett is a third year player who was on the injured reserve all of the 2010 season with a chest injury, presumably from having Kardashian's fat ass sitting on it. Now, Lockett has become a name in the sports and entertainment world, for the fifteen minutes of fame he will be allowed. In addition to his new-found fame, Lockett has also won several venereal diseases, a placard on the Kardashian Athlete Sex Wall, and a lifetime of envy from those people that find her attractive.
Meanwhile, what is Kris Humphries to do? He just blew 5/8th of his yearly salary, right before the inevitable NBA lockout, on an engagement ring for someone that has been around the block so often that Jenna Jameson thinks she's a slut. He could break up with her, but there is no way he gets that money back, and, while Kardashian is a cow, she's a cash cow at that. By staying with her, he forever forfeits his man card, and will probably have the other members of the Nets getting her phone number. At least banging Kim Kardashian is an incentive for Deron Williams to stay with the Nets, right?
Anyone who is surprised by this needs to get their heads examined. After all, Kim Kardashian is all about herself.
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