File this one under inevitable.
In a situation that ceases to be news worthy, Adam 'Pac-Man' Jones of the Cincinnati Bengals was arrested yet again last night for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Pac-Man, of course, claims that was not the case, as he cannot resist arrest due to wearing a neck brace that he has from surgery. No Pac-Man, you're dumb enough to try it anyway.
This clown has been arrested six times and had police called on him twelve times since he was drafted in 2005. He had to sit out a year due to his extensive legal issues. He has been suspended by the league numerous times. Yet this moron cannot get the hint. If the NFL has a 'three strikes' policy, he somehow has to be on strike 15.
Look 'Frogger', somewhere along the line, you should have figured out that having the police called on you 18 times in the past six years is bad. Obviously, you are either too stupid or too stubborn to change anything. It is almost like he is a member of the Bush family 'staying the course' with a war on a Middle Eastern country - he just doesn't know any better.
In the meantime, your nickname of Pac-Man has been revoked, as Pac-Man is too cool of a game to be sullied by associating with you. As such, your new nickname will befit such a waste of oxygen. Welcome to being referred to as Adam 'E.T.' Jones. Yes, ET, the game bad enough that it almost single-handedly bankrupted Atari.
Good luck fighting your latest rap E.T. We probably won't see you in the NFL for a long time, if ever again.
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